I am standing in Un'Goro crater, a place known for giants dinosaurs, but today the energy here is different. Crackling, a wild storm has gathered and let me tell ya, being Kul Tiran I know about a heavy breeze, but this, this is off the scale!
What seems to be total jerk shamans are trying to summon forth a giant air elemental! They seem to be a mixture of just plain jerks, cultists and so called "Primalists" which apparently is another word for "cultists who worship ancient proto-dragons".
I would report more from here , but I gotta go kick a giant elemental in its the face!
The above was written this morning, but what I thought was a single swallow quickly spread like wildfire and ended up being an entire flock of em.
These incursions are happening all over Azeroth, after my trip to the crater, I refuelled Magda, my ATV, and set the course for Badlands where rumour had it another incursion was happening, and for once the rumours held true, invasion ohoy!
Badlands was ON FIRE. It was madness, I kept a distance this time as my beard is far too magnificent to risk getting singed by mountain-sized-fire-spewing-elementals, but let me tell you, even from far away I could feel the heat!
I think like earlier there was more of these primalists shamans, aka - jerk shamans but honestly it was impossible to see in the mayhem in front of me.
I overheard part of a conversation from a small group of people taking a break just as I was trying to take a picture without the camera melting from the heat. It went roughly like this:
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Person 1: "Does anyone know why we are fighting these?"
Person 2: "Cause we are heroeeees!"
Person 3: "The woonds!"
Person 2: "No you moron that was 6 years ago!"
Person 4: "Someone gotta!"
Then they just all shrugged and charged back into the fire. Literally.
I heard there was other incursions today all following the same "strategy". Jerk shamans open portals and summons elementals, then a big one, heroes and soldiers of Azeroth promptly kick its ass, and after a few hours the battle subsides with the jerk shamans dead.
If there is one thing I learned from these incursions today then it is that if this is as bad as it gets, then we need not worry - the combined forces of the Alliance and Horde, helped by Kirin Tor and other organisations - soundly kicked these jerk shamans' backsides and sent their summoned elementals back to whatever elemental hellish pit they came from.
The question is, why is this happening, and will we be able to hold the line until the smart people find a way to stop it?!
This is Marhvin Roovar, reporting for the Lion's Roar Newspaper. From the frontlines of what can best be described as an invasion by elemental forces. Oh and jerk shamans!